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DV SpookyCat      Sunday, December 30, 2018

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The lack of emoticons in Microsoft word is killing me.

     I’ve dragged my feet on this, cause I really hate being serious. It’s just not my jam. I’m the one that sticks her foot in her mouth at parties and at church… and at Aunt Martha’s funeral. My go-to excuse for my terrible behavior is that I’m a military brat and veteran. “We’re just not like other people.” That might be true, I have no idea. *Shrug*

     When I’m not testing the limits of my VA appointed shrink, I fancy myself a professional finder. It would seem that I’ve spent my whole life finding things. In the Navy, it was (simulated) submarines. That’s code for “cleaning stuff” because I was a career E- nothing. After the Navy, I found people for the oil industry. I got to be Ed McMahon for a bit. Hearing all the wild stories of people from my home town buying a big screen TV and swampers for their pick-up, well, that was really rewarding. *sarcasm* Then, I dabbled in a few other things before landing in missing persons.

     Nowadays, I spend my time finding missing kids, lost grandmas, and more often than I like, people that killed themselves. With that kind of responsibility, is it any wonder that I prefer to laugh and avoid the hell out of anything heavier than my pet cat?

     That’s a great topic! I will gladly talk about my cats and service dog, any time. Especially, while you show me pictures of your cute little Bartholomew’s Baptism, cause my cats do that same face when I get them wet!

Article written by: DV SpookyCat; She doesn't purr but she will tell you if you're an asshole.

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